BLOWING UP YOUR OWN CROTCH FOR ISLAM

FOREVER KNOWN AS THE IDIOT WHO TRIED TO BLOW UP HIS OWN CROTCH IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, the Devoted Nigerian Muslim, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, will live in infamy. My burning question is: How did he plan to rape the virgins (both male and female) in Paradise without the necessary equipment???

And here's something I find even stranger: Although this idiot Muslim jihadist was caught with his pants on fire, he is still referred to as the "accused". Isn't he, by virture of being caught in the act, the "perpertrator", the "terrorist", the "attempted murderer". the "Jihadist"?