The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was
cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless liberal wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for
Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically,
thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of conservative loggers wearing Go Sarah shirts
came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two
other men pulled the semiconscious liberal from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball
bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly
onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured liberal in
the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them men over to him. "I give you my
blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter
hatred between conservative loggers and liberal environmental activists, but now I've seen
with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?"
"Man, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has
access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat
about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to San Francisco and get another one?"
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