Thursday, May 1, 2008

*LOLAPIMP* At Iranian Men's Impotency!

OMG! This is tooooooooo funny!

If you are easily offended by men with small, mmmmmmmm, errr, let us call them "packages"; men who can't perform, men who are so fearful of their masculinity, such self-haters and silly girliemen, just don't read the following story about what some idiot Iranian "official" (which means some dirty self important, impotent, pedofile)has to say about the dire consequences and danger of *insert scream of fear*..........BARBIE DOLLS!

Iranian official warns against importing Barbie dolls

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) - A top Iranian judiciary official warned Monday against the "destructive" cultural and social consequences of importing Barbie dolls and other Western toys.

Prosecutor General Ghorban Ali Dori Najafabadi said in an official letter to Vice President Parviz Davoudi that the Western toys was a "danger" that needed to be stopped.

"The irregular importation of such toys, which unfortunately arrive through unofficial sources and smuggling, is destructive culturally and a social danger," Najafabadi said in his letter, a copy of which was made available to The Associated Press. (IS THIS BECAUSE THE IDIOTS MIGHT TRY TO RAPE THE DOLLS? HEY DUDES THE DOLLS HAVE NO CLITORIS, SO THAT BARBARITY IS NOT AN OPTION!)

Iranian markets have been inundated with smuggled Western toys in recent years partly due to a dramatic rise in purchasing power as a result of increased oil revenues.

While importing the toys is not necessarily illegal, it is discouraged by a government that made its name on preserving Iran from Western cultural influences.

In Monday's letter, Najafabadi said the increasing visibility of Western dolls was raising the alarm among authorities who were considering intervening.

"The displays of personalities such as Barbie, Batman, Spiderman and Harry Potter ... as well as the irregular importation of unsanctioned computer games and movies are all warning bells to the officials in the cultural arena," the letter said.

Najafabadi said Iran was the world's third biggest importer of toys, ( I CALL THIS AN OUT AND OUT LIE!)and these smuggled imports posed a threat to the "identity" of the new generation


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